ABOUT

Take My Muffin is the first 18+ (adult) animated series in the history of the Internet, which is being created entirely with the financial support of the cryptocommunity through the sale of NFT tokens, crypto-partnerships and the sale of crypto-tokens of the series itself. The project was officially launched on April 19, 2021 as evidenced by a historic tweet:
https://twitter.com/tmm_eth/status/1384024369697984513

What if you were a unicorn who woke up after a car crash with total memory loss? And at the same time some really bad guys were trying to kill you… HARD! But hang on… there’s some good news too: you have the super-ability to spontaneously produce genius startup ideas. And this eccentric sleazy entrepreneur promises to get your memory back… IF you work on his team. Obviously, you’re in!

Take My Muffin and dive head-first into the acid-trip version of Palo Alto… where robots live next door to dragons and walking potatoes while investors pump their money into developing psychedelic boogers and cross-species genital adaptors. And that’s just the nut-crusted top of the effin’ muffin…

  • 1st layer — a bright and funny sitcom
  • 2nd layer — a history of startups from the inside
  • 3rd layer — evaluation of different business models
  • 4th layer — deep philosophical idea
  • 5th layer — the basis of the series is a cultural heritage, which is already several thousand years old... And this is no joke!

The world of Take My Muffin is full of surprises, but everything is purely on point!

Pavel Muntyan (the producer of the series) about TMM's funding and promotion model: "We found it uninteresting to get in line with all the other series that come out under the Original label of one platform or one channel. It's so crowded out there now, it's already exhausting on the eyes. And they all get their hair cut by the same hairdresser. So we decided to create a completely new product, focusing on a completely new format, getting support from a completely unique audience (crypto-community), focusing on current trends in multimedia!"

Essentially, Take My Muffin is a Crypto Original! Anyone can become a participant in this unique experiment that has the potential to revolutionize the world of animation! And not just a participant, but a crypto-shareholder!

The series aims to revive the format of satire in today's world of endless restrictions, a series that says that nothing is out of bounds!

WHAT ABOUT THE CHARACTERS?

KORNEY

Suffering from amnesia after getting hit by a car, Korney wants to get his memory back and figure out who he is and how he got here. With a gift for having spontaneous epiphanies of brilliant ideas, his horn starts radiating all the colours of the rainbow with each spark of genius. Korney is energetic, unreserved, sociable, enthusiastic, a bit naive, and a bit goofy, although not immune to existential self-analysis.

ROK

Rok runs a startup lab where he skillfully exploits his employees while artfully draining money out of investors hoping to strike it rich with “the next big thing”. Rok dreams of finally selling one of his projects to the Monster Mega Bluelight Inc. He is a classic trickster – an unprincipled, cynical cheat, and schemer who never panics and considers failures to be part of the game.

DRAKA

An iron lady with a brass uterus and a sharp tongue, Draka is Rok’s lawyer, and financial director. When emotions run high, she is literally on fire. Draka comes from a redneck fundamentalist family with which she has a very strained relationship. She is secretly in love with Rok, and that’s the only reason she hasn’t already left.

DR. NOPER

A genius scientist-engineer, Dr. Noper rebelled against the scientific community and fell into a downward spiral that landed him on Rok’s team as their lead scientist and chief pain in the ass. Whatever anyone wants, he’s against it — if only out of principle. When Noper gets bent out of shape his head actually detaches itself from his body until he gets things back the way they should be – his way.

MOJO

A hulking spud with super strength and the intellect of a child, Mojo is the company’s security force. His guiding pesticidal joint is always burning to keep him living in the moment, flowing gently down the steam. He loves a good laugh, but is too sincere to comprehend sarcasm.

U2-D12 aka UD

Built out of spare appliance parts, Rok bought U2-D12 at a garage sale to perform menial office tasks. Dr. Noper upgraded with AI. Now UD sees himself as an underappreciated experimental artist. He’s a melancholic pessimist who romanticizes his depression. He repeatedly tries to commit suicide, only to have Dr. Noper repair him after each attempt.

BLONDIE, LEPRECHAUN, PIGGY

Rok’s investors who are interested in the “Alternative Internet” project. In fact, they’re one character with three heads. If to give each of them a one-word characteristic, they would be “chatterer”, “grumbler”, and “silent type” respectively.

BUDDY GOTHAM

Drug lord who is officially head of “Lotus”, the largest trash collection company. A fatso with inclinations for philosophy, he believes that good and evil need each other to maintain world harmony, and that right now it’s evil time to stop civilization’s slow decay and reboot it.

SAINT PABLITO

Head of a small church who worries about its decline in popularity. In spite of his adherence to the religious cult, he is interested in advanced technology and the ability of using it in a realm of spirituality. Although in reality he’s just a savvy and opportunistic dealmaker.

PETE

Four-armed and blue skinned guy with a big moustache. A former director of trash porn, and now head of Twin Pits corporation, producer of sex-toys. Down and dirty scumbag.

KYLIE

Gender-neutral president whose two mouths speak, one that speaks with a female voice and the other with a male. Loves drinking, neutral in her views, has grown unpopular with the citizens that have given her the nickname “Mrs. Wasident”.

DR. WIN

Rector of the prestigious Saint Fard University. Former hippie and former best friend of Noper, who had saved Win from a terminal illness. Later he betrayed Noper for a chance of taking the position as rector. Secret pervert.

JONATHAN LIVINGSTON

Vegan seagull who collects rare animals. Blogger and influencer who has become famous with videos of his pets and reviews of new products from the eco-consumption world. Lives in an ancient lighthouse-castle.

PROFESSOR PRAWN

Crazy scientist that travels through time. Mental hospital patient.